that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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