I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Still dying that you shit outside
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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