Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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