Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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