not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
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