This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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