1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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