This girl is more easily done than said...
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
