i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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