just tell him i said nine months
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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