this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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