Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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