i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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