Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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