Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
where does the pee come out of this thing
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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