I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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