i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
my shit smells like andre
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Drake has all the answers
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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