Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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