how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
This is my gift to your gina
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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