Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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