Pappa wants mamma naked
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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