look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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