I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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