I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
It's official drugs can't kill me
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Boobs speak an international language.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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