Duck Duck Cougar?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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