I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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