oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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