Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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