I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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