i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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