My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
