Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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