3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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