I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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