Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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