I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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