i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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