I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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