I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
That's intense
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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