She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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