Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Randomize