I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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