I think scott just propositioned me for sex
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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