Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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