she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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