I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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