Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Randomize
