my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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