we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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