Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
