Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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