I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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