I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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