is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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