Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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