why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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