you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
